odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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padalesexy:

this vine is too real

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nonelikerae:

gasolinefamily:

He comes to cuddle every single morning.

I need this

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

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psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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gnarly:

Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.

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methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

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muchholyverytrinity:

those faces they make give me life

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