christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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saevitas:

be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

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gelfling:

They’re all THE BEST

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via stay-ocean-minded)

bryannotbrian:

jokkes:

Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

this needs to happen more often

(via 1960sredhead)

Note to all guys:

1960sredhead:

I think almost every girl loves it when her hair is touched. My sister and I agree that it feels really good, and kinda gives a warm fuzzy feeling. Especially when we feel fingers gently running through our scalp. It’s just a really sweet gesture. (Bonus points if you can learn how to braid)

 

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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misandry-mermaid:

drejofvalenwood:

arl-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

Got this rad pin last Sunday.

need this

you clearly enjoy being both 3dgy and offensive. 

Actually, buy it. Wear it. It’ll give people enough warning to stay the fuck away from you and warn others about you.

Cry me a river, white boy!

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

image

I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

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mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 

(via gnarly)

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via collapsed)

iamlucyspet:

the last one

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neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

(Source: laureninlilly, via gnarly)